Friday, May 23, 2014

A (Bad) Ode to the Njoy Pure Wand

Today I masturbated with a wand of pure of joy
And it was an absolute delight
I can't rant and rave enough about this toy
It makes me feel more than alright
Look at that viscous juice
That coated the bulb of my wand
Like honey dripping off it's comb
I don't mean to be too obtuse
But sometimes it makes me respond
With a great gush of figurative sea foam

1 comment:

  1. Good heavens. I confess I had to masturbate to this.