This may only be my first post on here, but I can guarantee you that your minds are about to be blown. I am a sex master, and this blog is going to be all about my adventures in sex mastery.
And by sex mastery, I really only mean that I have a lot of sex. I'm polyamorous, bisexual (although I hate that word, let's just say I'm sexual), and I like to do everything I can think of. Except hurty stuff. I don't really like the SM in BD(SM), only the BD. Depending on what those stand for to you. To me they mostly stand for bondage and dominance. And S is ok as long as it stands for submission.
I fucking LOVE SEX. It's really my.. calling, I think. And although I'm 30, I still don't know what that means. Except for that I try to have a lot of it. And that I'm starting a blog.
I'm kind of ok at writing too. Need you more reasons to read this blog?!
- It will be erotic
- It will be true. Unless it's an erotic story I wrote. Which might happen
- There might be pictures of my boobs. OK, there will likely be pictures of them
- My boobs are real fucking nice
- There might be pictures of my pussy too! :-o
- Sometimes I say intelligent things about sex
- Most of what I have to say is, at the very least, entertaining
- I'm trying to figure out how to fist my girlfriend right now, and when I do you will definitely hear about it!